Spain's
bullfighting industry is not in good shape. Corridas
are now banned in Cataluña and elsewhere and recession-hit ticket
sales are way down on earlier years. Worst, the numbers who profess
an interest in the activity (never called a sport) are declining with
each passing year. All in all, then, who can blame aficionados
for getting excited about the return of the corridas
to the TV and, now, by a stellar performance from Spain's leading
proponent of the 'art', José Tomás? At the weekend, José
catapulted himself into the pantheon of the greats by taking on all
six bulls and despatching them so successfully that he earned eleven
ears and a tail. If you know nowt about bullfighting, let me tell you
that this is truly exceptional, reducing observers and critics alike
to tears and stretching to the limit the ability of the latter to
coin appropriate superlatives. I say Tomás despatched all six bulls
but one of them, in fact, was pardoned for his 'nobility' and courage
and was allowed to leave the ring to, one hopes, a nice bit of
studding. All-in-all, it may have been a once-in-a-lifetime event and
you can read more about it, in English, here. The irony is it took
place in France, at Nîmes.
Lucky Frogs, some would say. Barbarians, others.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/sep/17/bullfighting-jose-tomas-france-spain
The
19th century author of The Bible in Spain –
George Borrow – also wrote a couple of semi-autobiographical
novels. The first was entitled Lavengro and the sequel Romany
Rye. In the former he writes of visiting a pub called The
Silent Woman, which is an unusual name for a pub. But not unique,
as there appear to be several of them in the UK and at least one in
the USA. The sign for each of them appears to be a woman carrying her head in her hands.
Late
this afternoon, the young lad from next door told me his Mum needed
me to come urgently. And so I went, to find Ester in quite a panic
about something called a libélula in the house. I didn't know
what this was but, from the description, I had the impression it was
some sort aggressive insect some 6 inches, or 10cm, in length. With
Ester and the kids hovering in the hallway, I ventured into the
lounge, pulled back the curtain and discovered a 3 inch dragon fly.
Which I caught in a tissue and released, on Ester's instruction, at
the far end of the garden. To show her gratitude she went shopping
with me and, having paid for her own stuff, used her Large Family discount card, to bring down my bill as well. The checkout girl
didn't turn a hair but I can't see this happening in the UK.
The
feisty woman who's been the Presidenta of the Madrid region for a
number of years has announced her surprise retirement from politics.
A number of commentators have suggested the PP Party will be losing
its most liberal member. Since some regard her as being to the right
of Genghis Khan, this came as a surprise to me. And then I recalled
that the PP politician charged with reviewing the abortion laws is a
member of the extreme right Opus Dei group of the Catholic Church.
And we were back to relativities again.
I
saw a reference today to a Saturday night show I used to watch when I
first came to Spain – Noche de Fiesta. Or 'Party Night'.
This was remarkable for two things or perhaps 3, technically. The two
hostesses were astonishingly pretty, both having been Miss Spain. And
the show ran from 11.30 to 2.30am. Giving you an idea why peak
viewing time in Spain falls after midnight. Or it used to; perhaps
things have changed now.
Finally
. . . This foto shows just how unreliable at predicting retail
trends I am. The shop opened 3 or 4 years ago and is not in what you'd call a
busy street. So I inevitably forecast it wouldn't last through the
recession. But it has so far, despite no visual evidence of customer
afluencia, as they say here. So, maybe there are other reasons for
keeping it open than turning a retail profit. And I can be forgiven my error.

11 comments:
Colin,
On Espe:
Graeme from SoW (what happenned to him?) believed she was the devil incarnate and that she was somewhere to the right of Pinochet himself. But that's Graeme for you.
I actuall think she was a liberal in more sense than one. Madrid is now a 24/7 city (almost the only place in Spain) thanks to her.
As opposed to some members of the PP she is quite liberal on social issues. 2/3 weeks ago she sent a twitter in support of/to the masturbating-on-youtube lady councillor, although, I don't recall her disclosing whether she was also into masturbating herself (as did other politicians).
Moscow
Only cowards engage in bloodsports. Only greater cowards still go watch them from safety.
ABM
Maybe, Alfie. But I don't regard Sr Tomás as a coward. Especially as I think he came back from a serious injury last year.
But, true. the toros bravos don't have the odds in their favour.
@Moscow
Yes, I had Graeme in mind when I wrote that. Don't know where he is these days. I checked the other day and I think it was May last time he wrote. I miss his (very consistent) posts. I do hope he hasn't gone where I went for a while.
The problem with the word 'liberal' of course is that it's been thoroughly devalued. And now means different things to different people, even within the 'economic' and 'social' camps. I don't know enough about Espe to know in which category/subcategory she fits. But I see she's not given up work and has asked for a job in the the national tourism body. A dedo, of course.
You mean other politicians admitted to self-pleasuring? I'm surprised, especially if one of them was the 92 year old whod just died.
Colin,
No, these were (somewhat younger) ladies from IU, but not Carrillo (97). One of my favourite politicians. Not being sarcastic.
He was from Asturias. And one of the last active participants of the civil war.
Do I understand you well that getting injured is a sign of bravery these days? And here I always thought it was a sign of clumsiness, or plain bad luck. I know this 6-year old who always rips up his trousers and his knees and gets his fingers caught between door and doorpost. Must be a veritable Hero of our Age!
ABM
Alfie, Alfie, Alfie. Setting up a straw man and knocking him down is below you. Of course, I don't believe that getting injured is a sign of bravery. The bravery comes before the injury. Or death.
Whatever one feels about the corridas, I think it's indisputable that the toreadors who take the risk of serious injury and death are brave men, though on a scale of Not Very Brave to Stupidly Brave. I'd think the same about an idiot who got into a lion cage with the intention of strangling it to death. Not so sure about tiger hunters in howdahs.
Allow me to disagree. Bravery (the true kind) is something else. This is mere recklessness, inspired by money or vanity.
Alfred
Senhor Mittington,
The Corrida is a spectacle, not a sport. I have enjoyed your various musings on the subject of mayonnaise, but now in this matter, I rather think you may have egg on your face. It requires cojones to face a fighting bull, even the cows of that breed are pants wettingly, daunting.
Thirty years ago in Olite, I hopped over the barriers erected in the Plaza de Carlos lll during the Fiesta in September. There was a cow inside the makeshift arena and it being around 10-00, I was unfueled by alcohol. The tension and excitement I felt, by choosing to be so close to danger, was intensely exhilerating. You won't get me to make a parachute jump, but those fleeting moments in Olite had a profound meaning to me, which I still cherish.
You may disapprove of the Corrida, but do not disparage the courage of toreros, especially to their faces. They are deeply proud of their chosen calling and are not likely to cut you much slack. Least said, soonest mended is my suggestion, or as Clinton once remarked, "Don't ask, don't tell".
Banderillas at dawn!
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