Is
this a record? VW were advertising their commercial vehicles on
British TV today, mentioning Christmas in the voiceover and with
Jingle Bells playing in the background. I think there should now be an embargo on their sales until Boxing Day, at the earliest.
I
caught up with today's bull-running in Pamplona in The Guardian.
Which was a bit of a surprise, given the very left-of-centre
credentials of this paper. Perhaps the coverage was ironic and
post-modern.
Annoyed
that I'd gained three kilos in as many months, this morning I took
the radical step of flushing away some biscuits Mike had left behind.
The reason for such drastic measures is that I can't resist
temptation. Anyway, I then set off for the new Corner Bar,
near the town hall, where the ex head barman of my ex favourite
café-bar is now working. So what happens? I get an extra choccie and
an extra biccie with my coffee. Did I resist them? Of course not.
Life's such a bitch at times.
The
Corner Bar, by the way, though relatively small, boasts
five TV sets, all playing the same program. As the place styles
itself a Sports Bar, this was about football. But the noise in
the place was, of course, coming not from the TVs - whose sound was
switched off - but from a radio spouting whatever's currently
fashionable in the pop world. I did turn off one of the TVs as a sort
of test. But I was pretty sure this wouldn't make the slightest
difference. And it didn't.
My
friend Mike is a great fan of Malcolm Lowry, who once lived in the town in which we were brought up. During this trip he told me of
an even greater admirer, Colin Dilnot. Colin has several blogs but
the most relevant is Malcolm Lowry at the 19th Hole. By a
weird coincidence, the same day as I logged into this, I read an
obituary in El País of the British comic genius, Eric Sykes.
And therein was the tidbit that he was best known in Spain for the
series The 19th Hole. Ironically, this was the only Johnny
Speight-Eric Sykes collaboration which wasn't a success in the UK.
I
really shouldn't rail against the wi fi in Veggie square. After all,
I do finally connect. And re-connect. And re-connect. But there's
something very Spanish about the Calvary I have to endure. Down in
Portuguese Ponte-de-Lima, there are three or four wi-fi zones - one
in the main square - and you just go to the town's page and click
Enter. No bloody certificate to approve, no bloody
instructions in Gallego, no bloody conditions to say you've read, no
bloody palaver with mobile phone numbers, no bloody code sent to your
mobile phone and no bloody off-and-on operation. Just simple access
and trouble-free usage. Much as a I love Spain, I'll continue to believe
she'll never fulfil her potential until she leaves behind her
bureaucratic, non-consumer-oriented mind set. And the ludicrous
inability to achieve anything unless the parties are sitting face to
face across a desk. Which is unchanged in the 12 years I've been
here, despite the role the internet plays (or could play) in our
lives. It's all summed up, perhaps, by the exhortation - Keep it
complex (coz this helps to justify and secure my job). Ah, well.
I'm going to have a go at buying from Amazon Spain and will let you
know how it goes. Meanwhile, I'll just add that I have friends who
are so fed up with it they no longer even try to use the
free-but-irritating wi fi service.
Talking
about the way things work here in Spain . . . It's reported today
that, before the Board was radically reduced, there were 127
directors of Novacaixa Galicia each receiving more than 90,000
euros a year. Or more than 11m euros a year in total. I'd
be surprised if they weren't there more because of their links with
each other than because of their banking expertise. But, then, look
where banking expertise got Barclays. To name but one.
No comments:
Post a Comment