Note:
I've now added some captions to last night's post. Scroll down if you
want to see these. And now for something completely different . . .
“Our
way of exporting” said some Galician bigwig yesterday “is to
attract foreigners to Galicia.” Well, mate, you might give some
thought to having brochures in languages other than Gallego, starting
with the one for the biggest fiesta of the year, which began
yesterday. By the way, there's no way of telling whether, by
'foreigners', he meant just those from outside Spain or also those
from Spain's 16 other regions. I suspect the latter.
My
house-guest, Ian, has spent the last week working at the pilgrims'
office in Santiago, trying to organise them into orderly lines so
they can receive their Compostelas
as quickly as possible. This has been hot, thirsty and exhausting
work – made even more tiring by Italians who show no recognition of
the concept of queuing and believe that the poor clerks at the desk
can deal with 17 of them all at the same time. I've suggested to Ian
he takes in a machine gun next time. Or any weapon, as Italians are
famous for running away at the mere sight of these.
When
I took Ian to the station at 10 this morning, we passed a woman
returning from a night's fun in the city. Nothing unusual in this but
she was walking across the bridge in full evening dress, complete
with high heels and a little sling bag across her shoulder. Only in
Spain? I'd have been less surprised if she'd been walking in the
opposite direction, into town. For last night was the annual
debutantes' ball at the summer premises of the Casino
on
our side of the bridge.
This
ball is not the only anachronism which featured yesterday. If you've
seen the fotos I posted last night, you'll have noted one of them is
of a black gentlemen looking rather like the cartoon images of
negroes which used to feature in Anglo papers and magazines. Or on
the Black
and White Minstrels
show. Spain is a little behind in these things and I doubt there's a
single Spaniard who'd think this image is insulting, belittling, etc.
Nor is there anyone who wouldn't be upset at the suggestion it was
racist. After all, no one intends
to be racist so, by Spanish definition, they aren't.
In
a woefully crude survey, I counted 37 shops in Pontevedra boarded up
this morning. I say 'boarded up' but it's invariably brown paper that
does the job. And I read that Galicia had lost 125,000 jobs in the
last five years. Which is a nice counterpoint to the fact that, in
Pontevedra at least, not a single bureaucrat has been made redundant.
Well, somebody has to occupy the humongous new complex of offices
built on the edge of town three years ago.
The
most beautiful woman I know has invited me to join BranchOut.
This turns out to be a “Facebook application
designed for finding jobs, networking professionally, and recruiting
employees.” I'd love to think she'd singled me out but I suspect
I'm just one of dozens on her round-robin list. Still, beauty must be
respected and I'll have to give it some thought. Incidentally, I last
saw the young woman in question at a wedding and admired her from
afar. Imagine my confusion (inter alia) when she approached me at the
reception and asked “Do you remember when I used to sit on your
knee in Tehran?” I can't recall what I said in response but it
certainly wasn't in English. Or Persian, for that matter. Let's call
it Splutter.
My
friend 'James Tyler' has sent me another pleasant message:- “hey
you english slime! dont you know Spain is in a recession? its time
for you to go back to your shit-hole island of England and live with
the pakies and niggers!! if
i run into you in Galicia i gonna cut your balls and hang you of the
balcony of your house!” He thought this was so good, he sent it
twice - despite the errors of punctuation, syntax and grammar which
expose him to ridicule. Above and beyond that generated by his racist
views, I mean. I'm guessing he's Spanish.
Finally
. . . A piece of travelling advice: Sunday morning in Spain is the
best time to find a parking space. But the worst for getting hold of
a newspaper in a cafe. The world and his wife and looking for
something to read. Often at the same, chat-free, quiet(!) table.
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