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Saturday, October 07, 2006

Saturday Spanish Humour Special

Two clothes designers are sharing complaints about their wayward sons. . .
Mine is terrible. He chases the models all the time.
Mine is worse.
Why? What does he do?
He chases the models all the time.
How is that worse than mine?
I design men’s clothes.


A woman needs animals all over the house . . .
- A mink in the wardrobe
- A jaguar in the garage
- A tiger in the bed
- And an ass to pay for all of these.


Quote from the President of the Galician Cosmetic Surgeons Association
“Above all, cosmetic surgery is a medical event, not a business of two for the price of one”.

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