I have a sore throat, a cold and mouse phobia. Apart from the one who uses the detergent tray in my washing machine in the garage, there’s a strange munching noise coming from the top of the fridge and bits of polystyrene drop down whenever I open the door.

So, not a good year so far.

Normal service tomorrow.

Meanwhile, here’s the latest provocative search from the ultra right wing Spaniard I mentioned. Or from the mouse who’s using my computer . . .

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