Imagine
you're driving your car, you hit a cyclist a glancing blow and then,
when you get out to help him get up, you find you've knocked down
Bradley Wiggins, winner of this year's Tour
de France
and an Olympics gold medal winner. Not the sort of fame you want,
really. But would you get the scratches on your car fixed? Or would
you leave them there like the kiss on your face of your first
girlfriend? Or, in this case, boyfriend. BTW, it was of course, a
white van.
So,
Brussels has formally rejected the economic forecasts of the Spanish
government. Or in that lovely Spanish phrase, has dismissed them as
so much wet paper. On top of that, the EU mandarins have called for
even more cuts and even greater tax increases than Madrid already
plans to inflict us with. Despite
this – and its impact on the real economy – Brussels says
everything will be OK by the end of 2013. Nonsense upon vicious
nonsense. Endorsing the view that no one really knows what's
happening or what to do about it. Other than to slash and burn their way to more than 6 million unemployed.
Well,
the tablets I sent to my daughter in the UK haven't arrived so
tomorrow I'll be mailing some more by certified mail. I just hope my
number doesn't put me in front of the clerk who smirked at my stupidity
for sending them ordinary mail last time. If it does, I'll just say they did arrive but my daughter wants some more.
Talking
of tablets, here's some advice if you ever find yourself needing
soluble ibuprofen from Kern – Buy the pack of 40, rather than the
pack of 20. According to the pharmacy I used this morning, they cost
the same. At least this is what they said when I went back and
queried why the 20 pack was the same price as the last 40 pack I
bought. So I asked them to give me the 40 pack. Which they did. All
with a smile.
My
suspicion is that pharmacies are a truly profitable business here.
Some evidence for this is that there are three of them in less than
500 metres of one street in Pontevedra, the flashing green crosses of
each of them visible from anywhere in the street. That said, the road
is lined with 6 or 7-floor flat-blocks, meaning a population density
far greater than in, say, the UK.
Talking
of shops . . . I've mentioned at least once I'm surprised at the
places which have opened up in retail sites that have closed down.
Travel agents and estate agents being two of these. So, I wasn't
surprised to read, in the context of money-laundering that: Another
common approach is to mix up non-kosher funds with the assets of a
front company: any above-ground business that handles a lot of cash,
such as a check-cashing service, travel agency, grocery store, car
wash, or coin laundry. Alternatively, you might use a business with a
hard-to-value inventory — precious metals, jewellery, antiques,
art, etc.” Then there are the
bridal shops and the pet-shops I've mentioned.
There
was a terrible tragedy last week in Madrid, when several young people
were crushed to death in a stampede initiated by some cretin setting
of a flare in an (over)crowded dance venue. The mayoress of Madrid
responded with the knee-jerk statement that they would never again
rent out public places for events. Since when it's emerged that the
safety and security measures were, to say the least, inadequate.
Let's hope that a court case ensues and that the price is paid for
lax attitudes.
Finally
. . . Can I recommend the late Marion Montgomery, a truly wonderful
singer whom I had the pleasure of hearing live three or four times.
Here's one of my favourites, recently re-discovered in my vinyl
collection. And here's another. A voice of melted chocolate, as
someone said. Incidentally, despite never having smoked, Marion died
of a lung cancer which she attributed to a lifetime of singing in
night clubs. Possibly a lesson in there somewhere.
And, finally, another great number, introduced by the inimitable Peter Cooke. - Tired of you.
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