SPANISH LIFE/CULTURE
Xmas Traditions around Spain: Another list from The Local.
Bullfighting: Not an exclusively Hispanic profession, it seems.
Cash Payments: As part of its half-hearted attack on small-scale corruption, the government has announced it's reducing the maximum amount you can pay in cash for a product or service - from €2,500 to just €1,000. I wonder if they'll be similarly reducing the amount above which the banks must tell the tax office when you make a transaction.
THE UK
Pensions: For the first time, the average pension in the UK is more than the average salary. Hard to see this happening in Spain for quite a while. If ever. Though I guess it's possible the average pension in one of the richer regions - Cataluña or the Basque Country - could eventually exceed the Spanish national average dragged down by poorer regions such as Galicia.
LOCAL STUFF
A Territorial Dispute: I actually live across the river from Pontevedra, in Poio. This is a very large barrio, which stretches far along the ría and up into the hills. And it just got bigger. Since 1931, Poio and Pontevedra have been fighting over a bit of land which Pontevedra 'stole' back then, in defiance of an 1889 resolution which gave it to Poio. It's now been returned by some court to Poio. Which could well mean a move for the city's fire-station, currently situated there.
Beggars: As I've said more than once, Pontevedra is plagued with these as well as pigeons. I confine my charity to just 2 of them - an old, stooped guy and a younger chap who's so polite he's virtually obsequious. Of course, I regularly ask how genuine their situations are but have been prepared to give them both the benefit of the doubt. Until I saw the younger one walking down from the gypsy drug-dealing site yesterday. A third beggar - a young woman who hawks wire trinkets and then begs if unsuccessful - yesterday stopped and told me she'd never asked me for money before. Ignoring the fact that this was untrue, I replied that I'd seen her up near the gypsy encampment and that I wasn't willing to finance drug purchases. She took it well.
THE GALLERY
A topical cartoon:-
FINALLY
The Pope's Legions: For quite a while, my Google + page has been receiving notifications from this page. I've tried everything to stop this, while reporting each hit as spam. I even asked Google how it was happening but got no answer. Today I discovered I was a member of the relevant G+ Community. As I'm an atheist, it's inconceivable that I would join it. So, either someone signed me up - which is hard to believe possible - or . . . . it's a miracle.
Finally, finally . . . Something my elder daughter posted on her FB page:-
The Quotes of Steven
Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a
Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from
pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you
know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad
name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A
conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If
you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All
those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early
bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I
almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we
met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell
when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be
going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 -
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything
is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a
poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work
pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to
live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why
do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels
don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get
scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I
couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 -
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you
don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A
conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 -
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness
of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to
steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is
that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the
more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table,
the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a
photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first
you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could
travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
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