Talking of conundrums, I see that Madonna was performing at the Live Aid concert in London today. I find it richly comic that someone who charges 160 quid for a ticket to her shows should be so publicly concerned about world poverty. Asked if she’d ever been to Africa, Madge admitted she hadn’t but added she’d like to go when the time was right. Presumably this will be when poverty has been abolished and the punters can afford to pay through the nose to see her.
The Turkish police yesterday killed a would-be suicide bomber. Naturally, we had his bleeding corpse on the front page of the newspapers. It was reported he’d been shot and then left in the middle of the street for several hours, until the police were sure there was no risk of an explosion. The odd thing is that his hands are clearly tied behind his back.
My local Champion-supermarket-masquerading-as-a-Carrefour
-hypermarket appears to have a new strategy aimed directly at me. This is to be out of a different one of my staples each time I shop. If it wasn’t so damn convenient, I wouldn’t go

Here's a test photo, using Blogger's new service..... It's a nude picture of Ryan, of course
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