Thursday, August 20, 2009

Am now down in London, chasing my tail. So here's what I got from my sister in Liverpool today . . .

I dialled a number and got the following recording:- I'm not available right now but thank-you for caring enough to call. I'm making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I don't return your call, you are one of the changes.


Aspire to inspire before you expire.


My wife and I had words. But I didn't get to use mine.


Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.


Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.


The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.


God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer to her first question.


I was always taught to respect my elders but it keeps getting harder to find one.


Every morning is the dawn of a new error.


Thank-you and Goodnight.

3 comments:

Midnight Golfer said...

Goodnight to you, too.

“Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists in the room will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.”

-Garrison Keillor


"The God who gave us life, gave us liberty at the same time: the hand of force may destroy, but cannot disjoin them."

-Thomas Jefferson
(who will forever be forgiven if he may not have had such a good sense of humor. Thank God he took things so seriously.)

pili said...

It is even more frustrating to try to find your glassess without noticing you are already wearing them.
Cheer up!
Regards
Pilar

magnolia said...

@ mg yesterday

Just catching up with my blog reading. Will keep the vip info on file until they head north west. Estoy esperando . . .

mag