Am now down in London, chasing my tail. So here's what I got from my sister in Liverpool today . . .
I dialled a number and got the following recording:- I'm not available right now but thank-you for caring enough to call. I'm making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I don't return your call, you are one of the changes.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
My wife and I had words. But I didn't get to use mine.
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer to her first question.
I was always taught to respect my elders but it keeps getting harder to find one.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Thank-you and Goodnight.