For
as long as anyone has been alive, the train between Vigo here in
South Galicia and Oporto in North Portugal has taken three and a half
hours to cover the 93 miles, Or 27 miles per hour. Slower than some
snails. From today, though, a new train will do it, without stopping,
in only two hours. Or a blistering 46mph. From 2016, it's reported,
the journey will only take half an hour. Or 186mph. Either this is a
mistake or someone is banking on an AVE high-speed train being in
operation by then. Which is barmy. But vamos
a ver. It's a very nice thought.
Talking
of moving . . . Here's a video you might want to look at before you
step into a car in Russia. They say it explains why it's not uncommon
for drivers there to install a camera on their dashboards, simply to
garner evidence for insurance claims that might otherwise be
dismissed as implausible.
And
talking of trains . . . I went to Santiago today with my visitors,
Anthea and Phil. I dropped them off at the station, while I parked
the car, and asked Anthea to get me a new discount card and ticket.
As she was doing this, the guy at the desk moaned to his colleague
about foreigners being given such inducements such as discounted
fares. As he knew Anthea was fluent in Spanish, either he was
displaying a degree of xenophobia I've never met before or, more
likely in my view, he was displaying the peculiar Galician sense of
humour called retranca.
I certainly hope so.
The
National Rifle Association in the USA has denounced the Catholic
Church. I knew if I waited long enough I'd discover something good
about it. Anyway, here's the entire list of all the NRA's enemies.
Complete with the addresses of various people, so you can go
there and shoot out their windows.
In
the UK back in April, I had to buy a stapler, despite have 3 back in
Spain. I mention this only because it's been an unalloyed joy to use
a stapler (from Q-Connect, by the way) that works every time. At
least until it has the nerve to run out of staples, that is.
Fellow
blogger Lenox has told me of a new Spanish word which is being used
by foreign residents where he lives - the hilarious fooding.
Finally
. . . I'm a little tired of all the ads for various busty/leggy
ladies down the right hand side of my Facebook page. Such as Mujeres
ricas buscan amor. [As if!] and Hola!
Soy Cindy! So I'm trying an
experiment. I've changed my status to Married, to see how
automatically these things are done. And whether they're prepared to
incur the wrath of my putative wife. Or Putintative wife, as she's
come via a Russian mail-order channel. Vamos a ver.
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